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TJR: WWE Summerslam Recap and Analysis When Worlds Collide: Summerslam 2005 OTC: Smackdown Grades for 08/18/05 SATE: Torture By Wrestling FLOM: Round Thirteen (Summerslam Edition)
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The Oratory RAW Review Crew: 08/22/05
by: The Raw Review Crew on: 8/24/2005 8:13 am est  Matt: I think I'll switch things up and go first this week. You can catch me at OratorBirdman@gmail.com. Segment 1: HBK Interview I was very interested to see Shawn come out and hear what he had to say, because I pray to God he didn't turn back face. When he took a final parting shot at Hogan, I was relieved. But when Masters came out, I got nervous again. Seriously, why are they wasting HBK on a piece of shit like Masters? Yeah I know people have warmed up to him, but not me. He's nothing special and not nearly as deserving of the push he's getting. So I guess Shawn's a face now. Wonderful. Bischoff books Jericho in a WWE Title "You're Fired" match. Yup, there's Jericho's ticket outta here. I'm going to miss him. Segment Grade: B- Segments 2-3: Kurt F'N Angle vs. Shelton F'N Benjamin NOW THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT! I'm actually glad this match wasn't at Summerslam now, becuase it would have been cut short. What we got here was excellent, absolutely excellent. And the best part? The old Shelton was back. He wasn't nervous on the top rope, and he looked much more fluid than he had in the past few months. Shelton is at his best when he's working with world-class athletes like Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle, not guys like Masters and Snitsky. This was a nice taste of what could be should an Angle/Benjamin program ever happen. I definitely want to see more of these two. ***3/4 Segment Grade: A Segment 4: Filler Segment It's KERWIN FUCKING WHITE! And he's badmouthing Benjamin! This is great! Not only can Kerwin and Shelton have a good match, but it makes perfect since since Kerwin is white and Benjamin is...well..not white. I really hope these two get a match at Unforgiven. More reference to the fact that Snitsky likes feet. Show with some comedy, and they actually build the match they're going to have later. Segment Grade: C+ Segment 5: Matt Hardy vs. Rob Conway I'm shocked. Literally shocked that Conway got a clean win over Matt Hardy. Cash was trying to explain to me that they're trying to make Matt seem like he shouldn't be wrestling because of his concussion, but I don't like that route. It doesn't make Matt look strong to me. I think he needed a bounce-back win after a tough loss last night at Summerslam. And while it does build Conway, and I'm happy that he's getting a chance, Conway's not connecting with the crowd for whatever reason, and it seems a bit early in the push to put him clean over an established star like Hardy. Edge/Hardy II sounds like a lock for Unforgiven, and hopefully Matt can get a return job. Segment Grade: C+ Segment 6: Carlito's Cabana with Ric Flair Good to see Naitch back. They were in Flair country, so they had to give the people what they wanted. It looks to me that this could be more than a one-time thing, and we might get Carlito vs. Flair for the IC title. I wouldn't really mind that at all, as long as Carlito goes over and elevates the belt some more. Oh yeah, and the elbow drop to the jacket = brilliance. Segment Grade: A- Segment 7: Big Show vs. Snitsky Standard fare for what the match was. Snitsky running out sets off the lightbulb in me that these two are probably going to fight at Unforgiven. So whatever happened to teasing Big Show to be the guy to break the Masterlock? Oh that's right, I'm a WWE fan. I'm not supposed to remember stuff that happened last month. Segment Grade: C Segment 8: Diva Search...er....just Diva now TNT promo. Garrison Cade is back, but he's LANCE Cade now, so he's different! He's got a good look now with the long hair, so I hope this Blue Collar Comedy Team takes off. Git Er Done! So Torrie and Candace are on Raw now. Great. I'm all for new faces here. Except Candace, because she was JUST TRADED TO SMACKDOWN! So Raw loses two of their top babyface divas in Christy and Stacy, and now these two girls turn heel. So the ONLY face Diva on Raw right now is Ashley. Just one more reason why we need Trish back, NOW. And it looks like WWE is trying to produce their own version of Mean Girls, proving once again that the writers have their finger on the pulse of what's cool in pop culture...they're just a couple of years too late. Segment Grade: C Segments 9-11: You're Fired Match for the WWE Title: John Cena (c) vs. Chris Jericho So it's HBK in the Masterlock White Boy challenge next week. So much for Big Show. It's lose-lose here folks. Either HBK can't get out and had to JOB to Masters, or he breaks it and a nearly year-long storyline is wasted on a guy who doesn't need it. Great booking guys. This match was great. Cena and Jericho have amazing chemistry together. Cena actually did a tremendous job selling his bad back by having a hard time keeping Jericho on his shoulders for the FU, and he hit a NASTY FU on Jericho, probably the best I've ever seen Cena hit. Going to Raw has done wonders for Cena's in-ring work, and it will only get better now that he's started a program with Angle (more on that later). Match was ***1/4 So Jericho's gone. It will be his first long break since joining the WWE in 1999, and if anybody needs it, it's him. Jericho has quietly (and sometimes loudly) been the backbone of Raw since he jumped in 2002, and has been the backbone of the WWE since around 2000. He deserves this break, and although some people might not like the way he went out, I thought it was perfect for his slimy heel character. Truly a great exit. And Bischoff moves on to another golden boy. This makes sense because since Jericho didn't get the job done, Bischoff needed to find somebody who looked like he would get it done. And the most obvious choice was Angle. He was VERY impressive against both Eugene and Benjamin. If anybody can dethrone Cena, it's Angle. Can't wait for their match at Unforgiven. Segment Grade: A- Top 10, Submitted for your Approval WWE Champion: John Cena 1. Kurt Angle (4) 2. Chris Jericho (1) 3. Shawn Michaels (2) 4. Rob Conway (6) 5. IC Champion Carlito (5) 6. Edge (8) 7. Big Show (7) 8. Eugene (3) 9. Chris Masters (10) 10. Matt Hardy (9) Angle's the new #1 Contender, and he also had two big wins, so he shoots up. Jericho falls a spot, and will probably be not be on the list next week. Shawn falls also for losing to Hogan. Conway jumps two places with a big win over Matt Hardy. Carlito stays in place for not wrestling. Edge moves two places up for a win over Matt Hardy at Summerslam. Show stays put because Snitsky walked out on him. Eugene takes the biggest slide in a while, falling five places to 8 for losing so decisively to Angle. Masters moves a spot up with a win on HeAT before Summerslam, and even though he lost twice, Hardy still stays on the list at 10. Final Thoughts: I had really enjoyed this Raw upon first viewing, but after reviewing it and breaking it down, I found a lot of holes. Turning Michaels back face and sticking him with Masters is a stupid idea. I'd much rather see Masters go over Show first and THEN get to HBK. Making Ashley the only face diva on the show was another mistake, or at least an avenue for Trish to come back. And jobbing Matt clean to Conway is another head-scratcher. But there was a lot to like about this show. A LOT! Cena/Jericho was good, Angle/Benjamin was great. Flair was a hoot on the Cabana, and Jericho got a HELLUVA exit. I'm also enjoying how all the seeds are being planted for brand new feuds. Yeah, you've got the continuation of Matt/Edge, but that's not even close to being resolved. Here are the feuds going on right now: Cena/Angle, Matt/Edge, HBK/Masters, Show/Snitsky, Kerwin/Benjamin, Carlito/Flair. Yeah, a couple of these kinda suck (Anything with Masters and Snitsky probably will), but at least they're new and fresh, and that's always a good sign. When Raw doesn't get boring, I'm a happy guy. Score: 8.5 Second is John C. John: After a good Summerslam I was eager for Raw to see how WWE would follow up. The opening of the show saw Shawn Michaels come out mostly to cheers due to the handshake at the end of Summerslam. He rips Hogan a bit, saying he's back in Florida until the next big match while he has to be at Raw. Then he sorta turns face again in the same promo until Chris Masters interrupts. Ugh. Not the guy I'd have HBK feud with. Masters calls HBK old and balding. Michaels makes fun of his poses, which was hilarious. Then Michaels says he knows what he wants so he punches him, then knocks him out of the ring with the flying forearm. This was alright, but I wish Michaels stayed heel. Jericho talks to Bischoff about another match with Cena. Bischoff tells him it's for the title and the loser gets fired too. Well, I guess that's a good way to explain why Jericho is going to be gone. Angle vs. Benjamin was a welcome match to see. When I see Angle in the ring I like it. Then when I heard Benjamin's music I was excited. This was a match I wanted to see. It didn't disappoint, either. As expected, they traded holds on the mat before Angle started throwing some suplexes, Benjamin started jumping around. Loved some of the counters like the dragon whip after the ankle lock as well as a DDT out of the Angle Slam. The pop up superplex by Angle was also really good to see again. I love that move. Then the finish with Angle forcing him to tap to the ankle lock after about 12 minutes was the right way to end. It has left me wanting more for the future, though. That's for sure. Post match, Angle did his gold medal ceremony re-enactment again because he rules. I love when Angle gets pushed strong. ***1/4 and the best Raw TV match in a while. My boy Kerwin White cut a promo about how he speaks for middle America. Good, so that doesn't include me because I'm middle Canada, right? Who will be the voice for me? Maybe they can bring Kurrgan back! Anyway, he mentioned Shelton Benjamin so maybe they're feuding. I don't know. All I'm sure of is: "If it ain't White, it ain't right." Love it. Snitsky admired Maria's feet. Big Show interrupted, calling him a freak. This was one of those horribly written and acted segments in wrestling that makes you embarrassed to be a fan. They happen about twice a show in WWE most weeks. Conway beat Hardy because Hardy was still selling his injuries from Summerslam when Edge "knocked him out." Nobody really paid attention to the match since Edge and Lita were on the announce table. Conway generated little heat and looked bad as he tried to climb the top rope for his top rope elbow move and it took him a few years to finally get his balance. Weak match. Then Edge came down to beat up Hardy some more, ending it by kicking the stairs while Hardy's head was trapped between them and the ring. That was a cool visual, if not sick. I guess it's Hardy's turn to be the guy with the concussion angle. Carlito had Ric Flair on his Cabana talk show. He insulted Flair, the crowd cheered for everything Flair did because he sucked up to them by calling it Flair country, wooing a lot and doing his catchphrases. The end result? Carlito spit his apple on him, then Flair beat him up before Carlito bailed. Probably leads to a match at Unforgiven. This was the second interview segment of the night that saw a legend start a feud with a young heel, following the one with Michaels-Masters. Show wrestled Snitsky. I left the room, came back and saw Snitsky walking away. I guess Show beat him up and he bailed. Snitsky's reaction is exactly my reaction when I see him in a match: I just turn my back and walk away. Nice job, Gene! Cade and Murdoch were introduced to us warning all the tag teams. All the tag teams? I'm still laughing. Oh wait, it wasn't supposed to be funny? Damn. Torrie and Candice got traded to Raw. Apparently trading is now open all the time. Who knows, really. Anyway, they call out Ashley, who has already learned the "bend over to show your cleavage" talent really well. Quick learner, that's good. Torrie and Candice beat her up. I guess that was beating her up. I thought Hogan would come out to drop the big leg on Ashley because he thought she was stealing his spotlight. No luck. As long as Trish is back next week I'm fine. I'm very Trish deprived right now. That's not good for me or you. Other stuff happened. I missed it. Came back with Jericho vs. Cena starting with Bischoff outside the ring. This match was pretty good, just like the match before. I liked this one a bit more because Cena's selling was a lot better. After being put in the Walls of Jericho, he was struggling to do the FU, stumbling around like Marty Jannetty on a Saturday night (or any night really). Fun match, though. Jericho was cool after the match too. I hope he enjoys his time away and when he does come back that he's refreshed and motivated to be better than ever. Call it *** and it left a good taste in my mouth to end the show, which is great. Then of course Kurt Angle attacking Cena post match was even better. I love that man. Above average show. I like two long matches, plus the promos were pretty good. Still some crap involving Snitsky, but otherwise I was pleased. Score: 6.75 Finally, we've got Leon Thomas. Leon: --Michaels/Masters Introduction-- Shawn Michaels, coming off a loss to Hulk Hogan at Summerslam, comes out to explain his side of the story. He mockingly praises Hogan's speed and agility (which some of the fans clearly don't get) and finishes it off with "back to reality." HBK, in about two minutes, pretty much made the case that the match with Hogan was nothing, barely part of the show and put down the Hulkster. So, you'd think that means Michaels is staying heel, but now I'm not sure. Chris Masters interrupts, tries to steal the spotlight and insults Michaels' fading hair. They brawl. Masters loses the exchange. This sets up a Masterlock Challenge for next week. So, we're either having Michaels' heel turn reversed very quickly or HBK is about to swerve us. --Backstage with Bischoff and Jericho-- GM Eric Bischoff tells Chris Jericho he will have a rematch with John Cena tonight. Not only is it for the WWE Championship but it is also a "you're fired" match. Whoever loses hits the road. Unfortunately, with word leaking about Jericho taking some time off, the outcome is even more obvious than last night's WWE title match. --Kurt Angle vs. Shelton Benjamin-- In recent weeks, I have been so unsatisfied with WWE's Raw and Smackdown wrestling quality. So, tonight, WWE shuts me up and gives us Benjamin vs. Angle. Great match. The highlights include Benjamin landing on his feet to counter a German suplex and Angle's super quick suplex off the top ropes. Here's hoping Angle and Benjamin can have a real feud sooner than later. --Backstage Promos-- Kerwin White says Shelton Benjamin will never make it big because he's black. "If it ain't white, it ain't right." Sorry but this gimmick is losing appeal for me. Is this supposed to be clever satire? Because it just looks like Chavo riding around on a golf cart. I guess someone on the writing staff heard that George Carlin routine about golf courses being upper class white men conspiracy grounds. Next, Snitsky tries to suck Maria's toes. So, the fetus gimmick is done, and we get something else to gag on now? Ho-kay. Whatever. Big Show stops Gene-o and that sets up Show vs. Snitsky later tonight. --Matt Hardy vs. Rob Conway-- Matt Hardy has the coolest pants in wrestling today. Hands down. Anyway, The Con Man faces Hardy. Looks like Matt is sufferring from his injury last night at Summerslam. So much that he loses clean to Conway. I don't mind this. It isn't burying Hardy like some have said. Hardy's popularity as of late is partly based on sympathy. WWE is playing to that and having him be the man who takes a beating but never dies. Edge does guest commentary and cracks Hardy's head against the steel steps after the match. --Carlito's Cabana with Ric Flair-- Carlito's Cabana has possibly his biggest guest to date: "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Carlito welcomes back Naitch and brings up the history of Carlito's father Carlos Colon. Flair and Colon had some matches back in the day. Carlito says that his father was right and that Flair isn't that great after all. Carlito says Flair isn't cool. The Nature Boy admits he isn't cool and that he's a son of a gun and all that good stuff. So, obviously, Carlito spits an apple in his face. He spits in the face of people who don't want to be cool, you know. Flair takes exception to that, kick's Carlito's butt and elbow drops a jacket. Not a lot of wrestlers can get away with doing that. Post-interview, Coach says "Why did Ric Flair get so upset?" Gee whiz, Coach. I have no idea. I'm going to take this time to say I'm already tired of having two heels and one babyface commentator. I like Coach, but I don't like how this arrangement feels with JR being dominated at times. He's the voice of Raw, and I want to hear him more than King and Coach combined. --Big Show vs. Snitsky-- I don't have much to say about this match. It was a power match between the biggest man in wrestling and the ugliest man in wrestling. It wasn't awful as far as TV matches go, but it wasn't good either. Snitsky exits the ring and is defeated via countout. --Bischoff and Cena-- Backstage, Eric Bischoff tells John Cena, who is wearing a black hoodie for some reason, that he's a goner. Quick segment. --Lance Cade/Trevor Murdoch Vignette-- Garrison Cade is now back to being called Lance Cade. "Garrison" doesn't really strike fear into the hearts of men, and now that Storm is gone, Cade can be called Lance again. Trevor Rhodes is now Trevor Murdoch. Possibly so he isn't confused with recent WWE signee Dusty Rhodes. I can only assume they went with "Murdoch" as tribute to Dusty's tag team partner Dick Murdock of the Texas Outlaws. Anyway, Trevor used to be in a team called The Dupps, so he's no stranger to tag wrestling. Could be a good team. We'll see. In OVW, they were called TNT, but I don't believe they were called as such in the vignette. Oh, yeah. One more thing. Trevor said someone is going to squeal like a pig. --Mean Girls-- Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle have been traded to Raw. Smackdown got Stacy Keibler and Christy Hemme. I guess WWE forgot Super Stacy is aligned with the current World Tag Team Champions and her leaving might hurt them. Eh. Torrie asks Diva Search winner Ashley to come to the ring and they beat her up for reasons not fully explained. So, what was the point of that? So Ashley can feud with Torrie Wilson and have a big match at Unforgiven? Now that's a bathroom break match. If that isn't the goal behind the attack, I don't know what to think of this. In fact, I'll just not think about it at all. That works. There. --Chris Jericho vs. John Cena for the WWE Championship-- Before the match, Jericho gets in a few more words about how great he is. Finally, we have the main event. Cena vs. Jericho. Pretty good match. Even with the outcome clearly known, it made for good television. I have to admit something. It finally happened. After much effort, I have overcome my hate for John Cena. I'm not one of those guys who loves to hate on wrestlers, so this is great. Cena's PPV performances as of late, with 'Mania being the rare exception, have all been good. Sure, he has had great partners to help him, but they weren't complete carry jobs. Also, I noticed tonight that Cena barely said a few words. Now that's how I like him. Good stuff. Post-match, Jericho is fired by Eric Bischoff. Y2J cries and whines in an amazing feat of wussocity. Wait! From out of nowhere, Kurt Angle attacks John Cena! The Olympic Hero is the #1 contender! I guess Bisch needed a real winner to be his new boy. Looking forward to the match. Angle vs. Cena has always been good in the past. Probably will be even better with so much on the line. Many are expecting Triple H to return in October and be the one to take out Cena, but I'm not as confident about that. Angle may have a shot. Of course, that may simply be hope more than knowlege talking. --Final Thoughts-- I was going to go with an eight, but after rewatching Snitsky's toe fetish crap, I'll shave off a fraction of a point. Bye, folks. Score: 7.75 Rounding out this week's review is Sean D. from the forums, who is filling Canadian Hitman's Size 17 shoes fairly well, I must say. Sean: Hello again. It's me, Sean D, back again for another round as the Forum Guru of the RRC. It is my sworn duty to read the RAW thread, and bring you readers the best that the forumites had to offer... Or at least bring you the quotes of those people who have bribed me the most. This week, I sorted through all 70+ pages of comments to bring you the best. --Pre-Show Antics-- Kody Rumin: Flair + Carlito + Microphone = Awesomeness! Justin C: That handshake better have meant nothing to, HEEL HBK MUST STAY!: lildixie: Well after the shit kicking I heard Matt got last night. I would pay to see them put an "OWNED!" graphic right over a still of his face on the titan tron tonight. --Discussing President Vince and his Cabinet-- Matt Dizzy: Ha, he's got a better shot than Ventura. Moose: Bastion Booger as ambassador to Scandinavia? Or do I mean Ludvig Borga? Fat people all look alike. Koolaid316: Head of national security: Muhamad Hassan The Haz: Secretaries Of Agriculture-The Mexicools ---HBK's promo--- trance: Please be a heel. Please be a heel. Please be a heel. Leon Thomas: Uh-oh. JR says he has respect for HBK... lildixie: ring prowess of Hogan? HBK must have gotten into X-Pac's secret stash again. Oktober: And the 2005 Shawn Stasiak award of interrupting a promo several levels above your card status goes to... Chris Masters! Olly Woods: I smell the first member of an HBK stable. Quote me on that one, kids. Oso: Ha. Masters ripping on the baldosity. Matt Seagull: I'm so confused right now. What the hell is Shawn? ---Jericho and Bishoff Backstage--- TomDinardi: Enjoy Jericho's TV time, kids. It's gonna be the last of it for a while. Oso: Well, here's the laziest possible way to get Jericho off television for awhile. Leon Thomas: I get this weird Bischoff screwjob vibe. koolaid316: The retirement match better known as... six week vacation. --- Angle vs Shelton--- The Other George W: Cue Oratorgasm...now. Tom Dinardi: I'm pretty sure I just creamed myself. Moose: Who's the black guy? Wicko W: This should have happened last night. Justin C: WHY THE HELL DO YOU PUT IN A COMMERCIAL BREAK DURING ANGLE/BENJAMIN!!!! Gravy Train: Really, I couldn't care less who wins this match, I just want it to lead to an angle. These two work so well together. Moose: This should be what pro wrestling is all about, not soap opera BS. Shinmaru: That was awesome. ---WWE isn't racist at all--- BeauBarker4035: Kerwin! toeknee: Kerwin for Congress!! Matt Seagull: SHELTON VS. KERWIN! YES!!!!!!!! Shinmaru: I want that golf cart. ---Snitsky and Maria--- Darque Edge: Oh, thank God. Snitsky. I was worried this was going to be a totally good show for a while there. Oso: Snitsky foot fetish? Continuity Rules!!!!! Matt Seagull: And Show saves the day!!! Oktober: I'm laughing out loud at the sheer randomness of that. YOU TOE SUCKING PERVERT! ---Hardy vs Conway-- Bloodseeker: Wanna know how to instantly kill a crowd? Play Conway's music. Cash: Conway is SO fucking cool. Mike Sawaryn: Edge rules. lildixie: If there was ever a moment Matt needed to introduce his good friends "Smith and Wesson" now would be a great time. koolaid316: There realy burying V1 DukeDevils9192: Nice spot with the steps there. ---Carlito's Cabana--- Big Pun: I miss the green apple...no love for the green apple on RAW Tiffany Diaz: If Flair does an elbow drop on his jacket, this show gets a ten. Stoney: WOOOOOOO KidNtheHelmet: Just once I want to see someone sit in the chairs on the interview show. Oso: Damn. That was quite an apple spit. Matt Seagull: AHHHHHHHHHHH! ELBOW DROP JACKET! ---Snitsky vs Big Show--- smashmouth: Time for Footsky to job. Sean D: Leave.... and never come back Leon Thomas: Snitsky went wee wee wee all the way home. ---Smackdown Invasion--- Matt Seagull: That sounds like Torrie's music??? Sean D: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING ON RAW? Tiffany Diaz: The fuck, they got traded? Where's Trish to put these bitches in their place? TomDinardi: So they take Christy (who was with Eugene) and Stacy (who was with Hurricane/Rosey and was feuding with Victoria), who are people that actually had storyline involvement (to some extent), and they trade them for Torrie & Candice, who no one gives a shit about? RAW is stupidity. ---Jericho vs Cena--- Moose: Jericho going away saddens me. I'm going to miss him on Raw. Gravy Train: Breadline? When did this become a "You're fired and shipped to Russia" match? Stoney: man..it always sounds like the people who chant for cena are like 12.. BeauBarker4035: Power of the Punch! Matt Seagull: This is amazing. What an exit! trance: ANGLE! GET HIM! Sean D: Just as Darth Tyrannus is killed... Vader takes his place ---Randomness--- Joshua H: Man, you people are idiots. molybdenum: Holy hell, I forgot TUF starts again tonight. Oktober: EARL HEBNER BOOTLEGGED MY SIGN!! Bloodseeker: Anyone notice how all of the divas are 10 times hotter when they're heel? bigadiggityd: ...........................(leaves) Boy there were a lot of people voting in the forums after the show. A total of 55 votes were counted, which means... It is time once again for the scores to be tabulated by the one, the only........ Mr. Abacus. 
The forum rating for this show combined for a total of 444 points, leaving us with an average of 8.07273 It seems that even two Snitsky segments couldn't keep the forums from loving this show. Now it is time once again to strap ourselves into the time machine, and take a brief look into the past. We will not be looking back on an important event... like the beginning of time, the day that Rome was built, or when the Declaration of Independance was signed. Why would we want to waste this incredible power on something like that? Instead, we will be looking back on RAW one year ago... So, let me take you back to August 23rd. Randy Orton has been unceriomoniously booted out of Evolution, Christy sat on a pie, and Kane is about to mary Lita in a wedding from hell.... --On the Diva Search-- Canadian Hitman: If Taijri mists a diva...raw gets an automatic 10 Spinner: My butt is hungry? THE FUCKJIFSAKD;LSAKD;LASKDA DudeFoley: If that was a match, we would have gotten two commercial breaks during it. --On Flair vs William Regal-- Mike Sawaryn: I really don't like Regal's tights. Looks like an American Gladiator hitman0901: Flair can still chop like no one else, you can feel those at home --On THE WEDDING FROM HELL!-- Ricky Paradise: My advice to Lita: Don't cross Kane tonight, just marry him. Otherwise he will electrocute your testicles Mike Sawaryn: MIDGETS=RATINGS! J Marv: She's not wearing anything blue!!!! Mark: I honestly couldn't tell you if the wedding segment was the worst thing I've ever seen, or the greatest thing I've ever seen. And that boys and girls is the end to yet another installment of the RRC. Tune in next week. Same Bat time! Same Bat...web-address? (Last Week: 6.6, a nice increase from the previous week's score of 4.33)  |
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